Category: business

Albrecht’s Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it’s uphill and against the wind.

Schemmer’s Law (Organization & Programs): When an organization faces a 20 year threat, it responds with 15-year programs, organized with 5-year plans, managed by 3-year directors, and funded by 1-year appropriations.

Flo Capp’s Observation: The next best thing to doing something smart is not doing something stupid.

Bobby may be an asshole, but you take this joke board way too seriously. A joke or insult never caused hardship to anyone. Not having food on your table or a roof over your head is a hardship. Having an illness and no insurance is a hardship. Reading Bobbys drivel hardly qualifies as a hardship.
If you don’t like him, then go find another joke board. You need to get on with your life and stop fixating on Bobby.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

When someone says this is as bad as it can get, don’t bet on it.

Wethern’s Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don’t matter, calories do.

Putt’s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

How did the man feel when he recieved a big bill from the electrick company?
answer He was shocked.

The other line always moves faster.