Category: business

Bradley’s Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee; that will do them in.

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.

If you do not care where you are, then you aren’t lost.

There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.

When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

Hindsight is an exact science.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Kramer’s Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.