Category: business

Meade’s Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

Woodward’s Law: A theory is better than its explanation.

Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible.

The flustered bank robber walked up to the

teller, pulled out a gun, and said; all

right mother sticker, this is a fuck up,

put your brains in the bag, or i’ll blow the money all over the floor.

Gordon’s Warranty Law: All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment.

Yuppie pregnant women don’t go into labor, they go straight into management.

If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.

Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.

There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly chosen thermonuclear device.

There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest…Napoleon

It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.