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Category: business
H. L. Mencken’s Law:
H. L. Mencken’s Law: Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Martin’s Extension: Those who cannot teach, administrate.
You get the most of
You get the most of what you need the least.
The meek shall inherit the
The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we’re done with it.
Logic can never decide what
Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.
On a beautiful day like
On a beautiful day like this, it’s hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it.
Excuses are like bodies; everybody
Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!
Wasting time is an important
Wasting time is an important part of living.
When it gets to be
When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
It is not true that
It is not true that life is one thing after another, it’s one stupid thing over and over.
If it is worth doing,
If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money.
The two greatest causes of
The two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both of these groups away from your machines, the reliability increases dramatically.