Category: business

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today.

Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle.

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

So, a seceratary was leaving the office
when she saw the CEO standing in front

of the paper shredder with a piece of

paper in his hand. “Excuse me.” said the

CEO, “This is a very important document.

Could you get this thing to work?” so the

seceratary tuned on the machine,

inserted the paper and pressed the start

button and the paper went. “Great,” said

the CEO, “I just need one copy.”

Churchill’s Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

What does Philip Christy and Elton John have in common? They both play the skin flute!!!

Brilliant’s Law Of Limited Ambition: If you can’t learn how to do it well, learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.