Category: business

Bolub’s Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Three Gay Men Die

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.

Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the

same time,and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ‘My Benny loved to fly, so I’m going up

in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.’

The second man said, ‘My Carl was a good fisherman, so I’m

going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake

The third man (Bobby) said, ‘My Jim was such a good lover, I think

I’m

going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my

ass up just one more time

Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the water that keeps it green.

It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

The tasks and chores that get rewarded, get done first.

If at first you don’t succeed, you probably didn’t really care anyway.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

The floggings will continue until morale improves.

Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.

It’s always the wrong time of the month.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.