Cant produces countercant.
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Luke da homo
Schminkledof was the worst joke ever written and you should be craped on because you do not deserve to live and you like to hump up the rump if you know what im sayin. you remind me of moby and he sux really bad………. until next time
An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.- Old garagemen never die, they just retire.- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
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The book you spent $20.95
The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
Even a stopped clock is
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
The hidden flaw never remains
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.- Old investors never die, they just roll over.
Dress Code
A woman calls a nother women and asks what the dress code is. I the women on the on the other side of the phone replies very confidential!
Zall’s Laws: First Law
Zall’s Laws: First Law – Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. Second Law – How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
This space for rent.
This space for rent.
Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric
Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
One test is worth a
One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.