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Blessed is he who expects

Posted on February 22, 2018February 22, 2008 by admin

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

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If ignorance is bliss, most

Posted on February 21, 2018February 21, 2008 by admin

If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.

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People will buy anything that

Posted on February 21, 2018February 21, 2008 by admin

People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.

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Make dust or eat dust.

Posted on February 21, 2018February 21, 2008 by admin

Make dust or eat dust.

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Repetition does not establish validity.

Posted on February 19, 2018February 19, 2008 by admin

Repetition does not establish validity.

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The meek shall inherit the

Posted on February 16, 2018February 16, 2008 by admin

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it’s mineral rights.

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If you aim for the

Posted on February 14, 2018February 14, 2008 by admin

If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.

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Ross’s Law: Bare feet

Posted on February 13, 2018February 13, 2008 by admin

Ross’s Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the floor-especially in the dark.

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Far-away talent always seems better

Posted on February 13, 2018February 13, 2008 by admin

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

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Anything hit with a big

Posted on February 11, 2018February 11, 2008 by admin

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

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The road to hell is

Posted on February 9, 2018February 9, 2008 by admin

The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis.

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Cant produces countercant.

Posted on February 8, 2018February 8, 2008 by admin

Cant produces countercant.

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