Category: business

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.

People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.

Make dust or eat dust.

Repetition does not establish validity.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it’s mineral rights.

If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Ross’s Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the floor-especially in the dark.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis.

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”