Category: business

The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

A penny saved has not been spent.

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’s sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:”If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don’t have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000.””Now,” he concluded,” which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?

Q: What does PONTIAC stand for?

A: Poor Old Negro Thinks It’s A Cadillac!

The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If you do not like the answer, you shouldn’t have asked the question.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.