Category: business

Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.

The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t quit the game.

Nothing can be done in one trip.

If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you’re in trouble.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.”You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, “and you’re going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?”The Englishman spoke first.”Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing “God Save The Queen” to all you men.””That can be arranged,” said the terrorist.The Frenchman said, “And I want to honor my country before I die by singing “The Marseilles” to your men.”The Japanese said, “Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management.”The terrorist turned finally to the American.”What is your last request?”The American replied, “I want you to kill me right now so I don’t have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!”

Customer: How do i stand for a �30,000 loan
Bank Manager: You dont you grovel

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

Two heads are more numerous than one.

Wood’s Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.

Nobody told me.