Category: business

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too.

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

Q: Whats the difference between a politician and $20

A: $20 can do something for you

Brilliant’s Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the public. Some are genuinely mad.

Nature is a mother.

The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering.

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to

be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.”

Banacek’s Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

We all want progress, but if you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. – C.S. Lewis

There was this man who was down on his luck and felt he needed a few drinks. He went to this bar and drank several drinks, when he was done he stood up and walked toward the door. The bartender shouted at the man, “Hey mister, are you going to pay for those drinks?”

The man looked back at the bartender and replied “I already paid you,” then walked out the bar. Almost immediately he saw one of his friends and told him about the bartender, “Just go in there and drink all you want then get up and leave, When the bartender asks you to pay the tab, just tell him you already did.” This sounded easy enough so he went in and had several drinks, The bartender went to him and said, “Before you came in, another man was here before you, when I asked him to pay his tab he told me he already did, but I don’t remember him paying me.”

The man replied, “I would love to stay and here your story but I don’t have time, can I have my change please?”