Category: business

Action’s Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

No two identical parts are exactly alike.

For every “10” there are 10 “1’s”.

Q: Why doesn’t money grow on trees?
A: Because the banks control all of the branches.

The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity. For every week you are away and get nothing done, there is another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you.

A lawyer needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all cleaned up. “That will be $75” said the plumber. The lawyer objected saying “I’m a lawyer, and I dont even get that much an hour!” The plumber responded: “I didn’t either, when I was a lawyer”.

Your so poor,when i rang the doorbell.

You stuck your head out the window and said”ding dong”.

In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.The copier is out of order!Yes, we have called the service man.Yes, he will be in today.No, we cannot fix it.No, we do not know how long it will take.No, we do not know what caused it.No, we do not know who broke it.Yes, we are keeping it.No, we do not know what you are going to do now.Thank You