Category: bush

“I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in
the state in which they’re educated.” �George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Aug. 14,
2002.

“My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the � in the
Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the
different parties involved that peace will never happen.” �George W. Bush,
Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman,
“Isn’t that Bush and Powell?”
The barman said, “Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walked over and said, “Hello. What are you guys doing?”

Bush said, “We’re planning World War III.”

The guy asked, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush said, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle
repairman.”

The guy exclaimed, “Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!”

Bush turned to Powell and said, “See, I told you no one would worry about the
10 million Iraqis!”

George W. Bush said he is going to run his own campaign and be his own man.
The amazing thing is he said this while his father was drinking a glass of
water.

“Education is not my top priority.”

“Education is my top priority.”

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” – Florence, S.C.,
Jan. 11, 2000

“A more literate country and a hope fuller country.”
“After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible
citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our
fantastic opportunistic society.” – Santa Clara, CA, May 1, 2002.
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test.” – February 21, 2001.
“Reading is the basics for all learning.”- Announcing his “Reading First”
initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000.

(instrumental intro)
He’s trying to find blame… on others.
Bush and his handlers… hide misdeeds.
Bush has the mind of… a killer.
Ranting his mantra: “I rule Earth!”
Neocons braying to find blame… on others.
While stealin’ Iraq crude, more arms for sale.
Bush has the mind of… a killer.
Death toll is tragic; arms searches had failed.
Shrub is not the answer,
And you know that for sure.
Shrub clings to power.
He’ll never let it…
He’ll never let it go.
He keeps on trying to find blame… on others.
Unsafe, our future… war is his now.
We must defeat Bush’s kind… of killers:
Absolute power, with a stone for a mind.
What he’s saying: he’ll find blame… on others.
Protecting his image… a race against time.
Shrub is not the answer,
And you know that for sure.
Shrub clings to power.
He’ll never let it…
He’ll never let it go.
Kush keeps on trying to find blame… on others.
Lying’s the ritual dance… of Dim Son.
Killing Iraqi guerillas…
Keeping the sole power; that’s the Iraq deal.
Keeps on trying to find blame… forever.
Razing the spirit of peace and love.
“I want to,” says Shrub, “Make war.”
I know you’ve heard it before…

“They misunderestimated me.” – Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
“I’m very gracious and humbled.”
“I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It’s what I’m interested to know.”

“I’ve got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is
compassionated.”

“They have miscalculated me as a leader.”

1) Bush gets endorsement from cast of Chico and the Man.

2) “Look I’m not a racist. I’m touching a minority.”

3) My brother-in-law? I’ve been calling him the gardener for seven years

Even though it’s all over, the bumper stickers are still on the cars… So I figured we might as well post ’em to jokindex.com!

1. Bush/Cheney ’04: Four More Wars!

2. BU_ _SH_ _!

3. Bush/Cheney ’04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.

4. Bush/Cheney ’04: Compassionate Colonialism

5. Bush/Cheney ’04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

6. Bush/Cheney ’04: Leave no billionaire behind

7. Bush/Cheney ’04: Less CIA — More CYA

8. Bush/Cheney ’04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

9. Bush/Cheney ’04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

10. Bush/Cheney ’04: Putting the “con” in conservatism

11. Bush/Cheney ’04: Thanks for not paying attention.

12. Bush/Cheney ’04: This time, elect us!

13. Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil

14. Don’t think. Vote Bush!

15. George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

16. George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

17. George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

18. Vote Bush in ’04: Because dictatorship is easier

19. Vote Bush in ’04: It’s a no-brainer!

20. Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

In 2000, the two major party presidential candidates agreed that Americans are
seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment.
However, they disagreed on the details…
The Republican candidate, George W Bush, stated that there is too much bloody
violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic
opponent, stated meanwhile that the media present Americans with too much sex
and frontal nudity.
In other words, Bush says there is too much gore, and Gore says there is too
much bush.

(instrumental intro)
“War is easy!” (Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya…)
Bush can hear God callin’.
Hawking fear… hear him scream.
Bush the Loony
Has Blair’s regime fallin’.
Britain chased the oil war scheme.
Shrub’s war crime will be our crime.
Bush the ass, war-crazed, is blind.
Sayin’ nothin’…
Lyin’, the Dim Son is.
Shakin’ down those on his side.
World dissed W.
World he just dismisses.
This man mentally is fried.
Shrub’s war crime will be our crime.
Bush the ass, war-crazed, is blind.
Vile! Bush has sold war through lies,
‘Cause the world will know there’s no grounds.
Why… does the world despise
Him today? Bush hears only war sounds;
The omen he’s giving us now…
Young kids dyin’… (Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya…)
Where Shrub’s bombs are goin’
Fools the press; abides his “charms.”
Closed their eyes; don’t see Shrub’s powers growin’.
The sheep stay sleeping on their farms.
Shrub’s war crime will be our crime.
Bush the ass, war-crazed, is blind.

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and
hollering.

“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!”
The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”