Category: bush

“I haven’t had a chance to talk, but I’m confident we’ll get a bill that I can
live with if we don’t.” �George W. Bush, referring to the McCain-Kennedy
patients’ bill of rights, June 13, 2001

George Bush was driving with Powell one day and he had to take a leak really
bad. He said to Powell “Wouldn’t it be nice if you’re pecker was on your finger,
you could just to roll down the window and let it fly.” Powell says, “I guess so
Sir.”

After little while longer Bush says “Powell, wouldn’t be nice if women
had their female genitalia on their shoulder?” Powell answers, “Why is that
Sir?”

Bush speaks up “Then I could go up to Hillary Clinton, tap her on the
shoulder and say, haven’t I seen you some place before?”

USA and Canada FOREVER!

It is said about the US president that before 9-11 he thought that the Taliban
was a Bavarian brass band. Now the president of the world’s most powerful nation
has put his foot in his mouth yet again. It was Condoleezza Rice, his national
security advisor who had to rescue the situation. When talking with Brazilian
president Fernando Henrique Cardoso, 71, Bush surprisingly asked: “Do you have
Blacks too?” Ms. Rice noticed how stunned and surprised Cardoso looked and
quickly told Bush that Brazil likely has more blacks than the US and that
outside of Africa it was the place with the highest number of blacks. The
Brazilian president remarked later that Bush was “still in a learning-phase”
when it came to South America.”

Cheney gets a call from his “boss”, George. “I’ve got a problem,” says George.

“What’s the matter?” asks Cheney.
“Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle,
but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.”

“What’s it a picture of?” asks Cheney.
“A big rooster,” replies George.
“All right,” sighs Cheney, “I’ll come over and have a look.” So he leaves his
office and heads over to the Oval Office. George points at the jigsaw on his
desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to George and says, “For crying
out loud, Georgie – put the corn flakes back in the box.”

The winner in this year’s $1 million prize in the Pillsbury Bake-Off is a
Cream Cheese Brownie Pie created by Roberta Sonefeld from Hopkins, South
Carolina. This pie is so rich; George W. Bush asked it for a campaign
contribution.

What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

Why did President George W. Bush go into a gorilla’s nest in the jungle?
To be with his family!

How does President Bush spell Welfare?
F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L.

Q. What is the difference between Bush and Hitler?

A. Hitler wrote a book.

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a
tremendous impact on history.”
…George W. Bush

Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

A first grade teacher in a small town in Texas explains to her class that
she is a George Bush fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they
are Bush fans too. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Mike has not gone along
with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Bush fan” he retorts. “Then,” asks the teacher “what are
you?”
“I’m a proud Al Gore fan!” boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little
perturbed now,
her face slightly red. She asks Mike why he is a Gore fan
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Gore fans, so I’m a Gore fan too” he responds.
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly.
“What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?” Mike says, “Then I’d be a Bush fan.”