Category: bush

One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the
White House. Bush asks: “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?”

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom.
“Tom,” W asks, “what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” Jefferson advises.

Bush isn’t sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving in the
shadows. It’s Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the best thing I could do
to help the country?” Bush asks.

Abe answers: “Go see a play.”

What does the downfall of the Republican party have in common with the letter
X?
It’s what comes after W.

Did u hear saddam Hussein killed his wife?

He caught her drinking bush beer.

“John Thune has got a common-sense vision for good forest policy. I look
forward to working with him in the United Nations Senate to preserve these
national heritages.” �George W. Bush, Aberdeen, S.D.

Jumped aboard the gravy train since 9/11;
Right Wing thinks that war will hide what they now do:
Enron scams, Homeland “Security,”
Big tax breaks for cronies,
Bush coup… isn’t through.
Right wing wants to reign in all of… California.
They will soften words to hide their talk of war.
They want to take the house of governor
Through Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Recall… Gray’s recall.
Right wing jerks, to come out ahead,
Refuse to respect what voters said.
Davis unloved, and Issa’s bread,
Contest the state throne.
They want to take the house of governor
Through Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Recall… Gray’s recall.
(instrumental break)
Bush can tell through polls at home
His star has faded.
His coffers now still grow, but feels the ache.
He lost California soundly,
Lost California soundly.
State he must take…
State he must take…
Right wing wants to reign in all of… California.
They will soften words to hide their talk of war.
They want to take the house of governor
Through Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Recall… Gray’s recall.
(instrumental fade)

Q: Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
A: I don’t know and neither does he!

Question: “What proof do you have that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?”
Colin Powell: “We kept the receipts.”

“Anyway, I’m so thankful, and so gracious � I’m gracious that my brother Jeb
is concerned about the hemisphere as well.” �George W. Bush, June 4, 2001

Q: How do you give George W. Bush a brain transplant?
A: Blow in his ear.

“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human
cloning to come out of that chamber.” �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April
10, 2002

1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.

4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.

7. New penal plan: I won’t use mine!

8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers

10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” Greater Nashua,
N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000.

Bush says families should, “Put the ‘off’ button on,” to control profanity and
violence on TV, “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream”