Category: bush

What’s the difference between the United States and a banana republic?
Bananas don’t usually grow here.

The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The reality now is that the boy doesn’t have to grow up?!Clinton, Now Bush,
Jr.?
The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The reality now is that the boy doesn’t have to grow up?!

“It’s amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”
�George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Parson,
unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.

“Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.”

“It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose.”

“The folks who conducted to act on our country on September 11th made a big
mistake. They underestimated America. They underestimated our resolve, our
determination, our love for freedom. They misunderestimated the fact that we
love a neighbor in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I
think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the
Commander-in-Chief, too.” �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2001

Q: What do President Bush and Ted Williams have in common?
A: Neither has a good head on their shoulders.

George W. Bush and his veer running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when
George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”

Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they
are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it
to you.”

Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi
driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said Cheney.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and
when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, “See!
That guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replied George W. “There was a pay phone just around
the corner. You could have called instead.”

“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the
region.” �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

A reporter once remarked to George W. Bush: “If you win the Presidential
election that will put the Bush legacy back into the oval office.”
“Knowing Bill Clinton,” replied George. “Bush never left the office.”

Vote Bush in ’04: “I Has Incumbentory Advantitude”

Bush/Cheney ’04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Don’t Change Whores in Midstream.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney ’04: It’s still Clintons Fault

Bush/Cheney ’04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Less CIA — More CYA.

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Apocalypse Now!

With a Bush, a Dick and a Colin, everyone gets screwed

Bush/Cheney ’04: Iran and Syria are still out there.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Building a Bridge to the Great Depression

Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families do to increase their income?
A: Sell their vacation homes.

“I’d rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know,
endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.” �George W. Bush, Fort Meade,
Maryland, June 4, 2002