Category: bush

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Bush wants the whole world… in his hand.
Bush wants the whole wide world… in his hand.
Bush wants the whole world… in his hand.
Bush wants the whole world in his hand.
Bush wants a war for his father, understand?
Bush wants a war for his father, understand?
Bush wants a war for his father, understand?
Bush wants the whole world in his hand.
Bush wants to jail resisters, in his land.
Bush wants to jail resisters, in his land.
Bush wants to jail resisters, in his land.
Bush wants the whole world in his hand.
Bush wants to steal Iraq’s oil … from their land.
Bush wants to steal Iraq’s oil … from their land.
Bush wants to steal Iraq’s oil … from their land.
Bush wants the whole world in his hand.
Bush wants a world empire; dissent banned.
Bush wants a world empire; dissent banned.
Bush wants a world empire; dissent banned.
Bush wants the whole world in his hand.
Ignored the whole world for their stand.
Ignored the whole wide world for their stand.
Ignored the whole world for their stand.
Bush wants his war, just like he planned.

President Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner for a meal. The waitress asks
them what they want. Cheney says he’ll have roast beef. Turning to the
president, the waitress asks, “And what would you like?”

Bush says, “I’ll have a quickie.”

The waitress gets flustered and turns beet red. Finally, she stammers, “I’ve
never been so insulted. I thought sexist comments were a thing of the past!”
Then she stalks off.

Bush says, “Did I say something wrong?”

Cheney replies, “Mr. President, the word is pronounced quiche.”

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have
discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Bush interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two
sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very
unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right
side there isn’t anything left.”

“President Musharraf, he’s still tight with us on the war against terror, and
that’s what I appreciate. He’s a � he understands that we’ve got to keep Al
Qaeda on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it’s more likely we will
bring him to justice.” �George W. Bush, Ruch, Ore.

A club in New York has designated every Tuesday night until the election “Bush
Jr. Night.” You get in free if your parents call and make your reservation.

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing,
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever
they wanted.
The first kid said: “I sure would like to go to Disneyland.” George said: “No
problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One.”
The second kid said: “I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.” George
said: “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said: “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and
stereo headset!!” George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says: “But you
don’t look like you are injured.” The kid says: “But I will be after my dad
finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff is a bunch of
Indians who roll extra fat dhobis.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a
U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying
with weapons inspections. “Enough is enough,” a determined Bush told reporters.
“We are not fooled by Saddam’s devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing
everything the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing
down and, if we have any say in the matter, neither will Saddam.” Bush added
that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be
regarded as “an act of war.”

“He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very
clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing
loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis
on all three.” �George W. Bush, who had meant to say “the deflation issue”
rather than “the devaluation issue,” and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen
tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

“I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right
time to protect you, and I’m not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United
Nations Senate.” �George W. Bush, South Bend, Ind.

“There was no malefic involved. This was an honest disagreement about
accounting procedures. … There was no malefic, no attempt to hide anything.”
�George W. Bush, White House press conference, Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002

“You see, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the
administrative branch.” �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.