Category: bush

“The public education system in America is one of the most important
foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over
America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary
to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society.” �George W. Bush, May
1, 2002

They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces

Since you bombed ’em and you said just die
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
All they do is bleed and cry
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
Just bomb away and cause ’em misery
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
That’s the way it’ll always be

They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces

You said you’d free ’em but that was just a line
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
You’ll be rulin’ ’em till the end of time
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
Now you think it’s a video game
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
Well all you’re doin’ is causin’ more pain

Polls go down and hit new lows, oh yeah
Karl Rove starts to see it to
Just need to give the press a show
You said Saddam’s a bad man and he’s due

They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces

When we’re gone and they’re all alone
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
You’ll be way up there on your throne
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
You’ll be looking for another fight
They’re in pieces, bits and pieces
Kill today as might is right

“But as a result of evil, there’s some amazing things that are taking place in
America.” – Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.

“The great thing about America is everybody should vote.”

“We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of
Americans.” – Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000

“We’ll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called
America will be the pacemakers.”

“The American people want a president that appeals to the angels”.

During the Republican primaries, George W. Bush spent his campaign money at a
rate of $200,000 a day and broke Bob Dole’s record for most money spent on an
entire presidential campaign. He’s spending money so fast; a national
organization of scorned women has made him an honorary ex-wife.

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when
George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”

Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they
are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it
to you.”

Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said Cheney.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when
they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, “See! That guy was
really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replied George W. “There was a pay phone just around the corner.
You could have called instead.”

Thousands of people are expected for the 15th annual Burning Man festival this
year in Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. This is the big hippie
festival, where people run around naked, drink and gets stoned, or as George W.
Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for president.

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“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
– Governor George W. Bush

George W. Bush is in Air Force One on his way to yet another campaign stop.
All of a sudden there’s a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says,
�I’m sorry, our first engine has just shut off. We’ll be delayed 45 minutes.�
Then there’s another bang. Once again, the radio comes on and the pilot says
the same thing except that the second engine shut down and that they’ll be
delayed nearly two hours.
After that, the third engine shuts off and the pilot explains that they will
be delayed 3 hours. George W. Bush turns to Karl Rove and says, �Man, if the
fourth engine shuts off we’ll be up here all day.�

1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.
4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
6. I promise no sex scandal — just look at me!
7. New penal plan: I won’t use mine!
8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers.
10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

“It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and
name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their
children.” �George W. Bush, on “parental empowerment in education,” April 12,
2001

Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
Nurse: “You’re in the hospital. You’ve been in a coma.”

Patient: “How long was I in a coma?”
Nurse: “Ten years”

Patient: “Wow… Who’s President?”
Nurse: “Bush”
Patient:

Patient: “How’s the economy?”
Nurse: “Lotta layoffs”
Patient:

Patient: “Who else is in the White House?”
Nurse: “Cheney and Powell”
Patient:

Patient: “Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?”
Nurse: “Yep”

Patient: “HOW long was I…”
Nurse: “Ten years”