Category: blondes

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.”Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.”Help us, help us!” yells the other.”Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.”Good idea,” said the other.”Together, together!”

How do you know if a blonde is having a bad day??

She’s looking for her pencil and has her tampon behind her ear.

A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do some painting that day. The company sent a blonde right over to do the job. The man meet the woman at the front door and asked her how much she would charge him to paint his porch. She stated that she would charge him 25$. He thought to himself “what a deal” since his porch was a long wrap around. The blonde also added that she would be done by the end of the day. The man thought to himself, “this is too good to be true!” and left for work for the day. When he arrived home he noticed that his porch didn’t even have a drop of paint on it. He went around the back and shrieked in horror as he seen the blonde putting the last bit of green paint on his new firebird.”what did you do to my firebird!” shrieked the man.”….Firebird?” questioned the blonde.”…and all this time I thought it was the porsche”

Blonde,redhead,and a browhead boys all went up to a resturant the redhead went in and picked up a 5$ bill that was on a table then he heard a voice”I’m the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table”” so he ran out and told the brownhead.So the brownhead went in and picked the 5$ bill up off the table and he heard a voice””I’m the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table””so he ran out then the brownhead told the blonde.So the blonde went in and he picked up the 5$ bill up noff the table and heard the same voice””I’m the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table””So he said “”I’M the son of Davey Crocett and his 5$ bill belongs in my pocket!””

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How do you confuse a blonde even more than normal?

Send them to the corner in a circular room

What goes blonde,brunette,blonde,brunette?

A blonde doing backflips!

lp;

Pick them up off the floor

There was a blonde driving down a farm road, she looked to her
left and saw another blond rowing a boat in a corn field. The
first blonde gets out of her car and yelled at the second one,
“Get out of that boat! You’re giving us blondes a bad name! If I
could swim I would come out there and kick your butt.”

Which 3rd grader has the best body? The brunette, the redhead or the
blonde.

The blonde because she is eighteen.

A blonde decides to get a brunette wig to prove she’s a smart
blonde, so she goes to a cliffside to prove herself.
Pretty soon, a man walks up to the disguised blonde and asks,
“Would you ever jump off a cliff?”
The blonde, knowing that this was not a smart thing to do says,
“No way!” and pulls off her wig and says, “Ha! And I’m a
blonde!” The man left and walked off muttering about seeing
things. Pretty soon, another blonde walks
up to the one with her wig off and asks, “This looks like it
would be fun,” and adds, “Want to jump off with me?” The
smart blonde wanted to save the other blonde from death, so she
said,”Wait! I have a better idea,” The blonde soon
came back with four feathers. “Now we won’t get hurt,” she
explained. The smart blonde added, “don’t worry it’ll be fine.
I’ll go first to prove it!” She jumps off the cliff, and of
course, doesn’t fly.

Looking down at the ‘smart blonde’, the other blonde pulls off a
wig and yells, “Ha! And I’M a BRUNETTE!!”

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.