Category: blondes

One day a blond was canoeing in a cornfield.
another blond drove up and said” you stupid blond, u make us blonds look like total idiots, if I could swim I would come out there and punch you.

Q-how do you get a one arm dumb blonde our of a tree?
A-you wave to her.

How is a blonde like a halogen headlamp?

They both get screwed on the front of a car.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff?

To see if her tampax had wings.

A blonde is driving down the road, and she sees a blonde in a feild in a row boat. So the blonde stops the car and yells out the window “What are u doing? Its blondes like you who make us look bad!!” then the blonde in the feild yells back” if i could swim i would come beat your ass!!!”

How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?
Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

She had it bronzed.

What do you call a line of blonde ear to ear????
A wind tunnel

A blonde female police officer stops a blonde female for speeding and says, “You were going pretty fast. I am going to have to ask to see your license.”

The blonde motorist digs through her purse and then looks up at the officer, and says, “Can you tell me what it looks like?”

The officer replies, “It’s rectangular and has your picture on it.”

The blonde motorist digs through her purse some more and finds a small rectangular makeup mirror, looks at it and then hands it to the officer.

The officer looks at the mirror for a moment and says, “You can go. I didn’t know you were a cop. “

Theres a blonde in a row boat, in a wheat field. Then a blonde in a mercedes pulls up and says”Its blondes like you that give us a bad name! If i knew how to swim i would come over there and beat the crap out of you!”

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for
many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They
rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could
only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each
would get one wish. The redhead went first. ”I hate it here. It
is too hot and boring. I want to go home!” ”Okay,” replied
the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. ”I miss my
family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!” And
off she went. The blonde started crying and said, ”I wish my
friends were back here!”

question: How can u be popular?

answer: Dont be a looser