Category: blondes

3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?

Nothing thay dont know where they are.

Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?

A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea. . . “

One day after work, the blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was ready, the waiter asked if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.

“Better make it four,” she said. “I’d never be able to eat eight.”

Have you heard that Benjamin Moore came out with a new paint color called “blond”?It’s not too bright, but it spreads real easy.

An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice.

The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days.

This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds.

She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? Because they both drip when they’re fucked!

Two blondes are walking down the road, when one says, ”Look at that dog with one eye!”

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, ”Where?”

Teller: How do you kill a blonde?

Listener: I dont know. How?

Teller: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

Q:If a black man,a white man,an asian man,
a hispanic man,and a schitsofrinic blonde
jup out of a plane at the same time, who would hit the ground first?

A:The schitsofrinic blonde with her five
sences.

Why don’t blondes double recipes?

The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.