Category: blacks

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father’s Day.

There was once a man named Joe,who was really lazy so he said to
himself”i wanna die”, so he did and up he went to heaven’s door
and knocked.God opened up.”Ah yes what the hell u want?””hi may
name is Joe and i felt i didn’t want to do anything down in
earth so i died.” “yes well if u wanna be here u have to do
something.Do you wanna clean the dishes?” “ah no” “do u wanna
make dinner?” “ah no” “then do you wanna do that thing in the
corner where you turn the handle and little kids of all kinds
come out of?” “ah sure y nott?seems easy to me.” so he began
doing that as his job,and little blonde kids,brunette’s,red
heads,americans,italian’s came out until he was fallin
asleep.Then a little black kid came out and he said”OH shit
they’re burning!!”

How do you get a Native American in a shower?

Put a beer in it.

How do you get him out?

Turn on the shower.

What do u say when u see ur tv floating during the nite?

put it back niger

What’s 10 inches long and white?

Nothing. If it is ten inches long, it is black.

what do u call a good looking paki
as if

There are three kkk’s and a black guy flying over China.The
population of China is fifty-thousand. The planes engine dies so
they have to jump out of the plane. But theres only three
paracutes.One of the members say “hey i’m the pilot i should get
one”. So he gets one. Now theres only 2 left.Another member says
“hey we will give u at least a chance”.The black guys thats
cool.The member says “if u can answer three questions we will
give u a paracute”.He says “ok”.The first question is what
country are we flying over? Black man replies China. Correct.
Second question whats the population of China? He says
fiftyt-housand. Correct. The Third question is “name all of
them”.

you’re so black that when you looked in the mirror, you thought
you were lookin’ at a shadow.

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The
bartender asks, “Hey, where did you get that from?”

The parrot replies, “There’s thousands of ’em in Africa.”

A guy is sitting outside a pub balling his eyes out when a cop
comes up and asks what’s wrong. “My dog is trapped in side, he’s
sitting under a table surrounded by black men.” So, the cop
said, “just call him”.

The guy now crying even more said, “I can’t you call him.” The
cop said, “alright what’s the dog’s name?” Now a wreck, the guy
stuttered, “n-n-nig—“.

Three good points that Jesus was Mexican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But there were equally good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everybody “brother.”
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence is that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who JUST DIDN’T GET IT.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
more work for him to do.

Q. what do you call three white people running down a mountain
A. avalach

Q.what do you call three black people running down a mountain
A. mud slide

Q.what do you call three mexicans running down a mountain
A. Jail break