If the ad claims… It really means
“Rough condition”… Too bad to lie about
“Parts car”… Beyond repair
“Immaculate”… Recently washed
“Engine quiet”… If you use 90-weight oil
“Needs minor overhaul”… Needs engine
“Needs major overhaul”… Phone the junkyard
“Burns no oil”… It all leaks out
“Drive it away”… I live on a hill
“Drive it anywhere”… Within 10 miles
“Desirable classic”… No one wants it.
“Rare classic”… No one wanted it even when it was new.
“Stored 20 years”… (In a farmer’s field)
“Ran when stored”… Won’t start
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Edited by Calamjo