Capt. Hook

A pirate and a sailor are in a bar regaling each other with tall tales.

The sailor finally asks the pirate to tell him how he came to have a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye.

“Well,” says the pirate, “I lost the leg in a shark attack, lost the hand in a sword fight, and the eye was due to bird crap.”

“Bird crap?” asks the puzzled sailor.

“Yes,” replies the pirate. “It was my first day with the hook.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing

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