16. Kevorkian Krunch — dying for some chocolate?
15. Spittles
14. The 100,000 Peso Bar
13. Hershey’s Hickeys — when Kisses just ain’t enough…
12. Reese’s Peanut Butter D-Cups
11. Buttafucofinger
10. Rocky Mountain Oyster Pops
9. Prunettes — for the mature Raisinette lover
8. Malted Mothballs
7. Boutros-Boutros Bon-Bons
6. Pepsodent Patty
5. Phlegm & M’s
4. Leper Bears — melt in your mouth AND in your hands
3. Boogerfinger
2. That Ain’t Nougat!
1. Zits Ahoy