Well one day this teacher was trying to explain evolution to her
kindergarten class. She uses a little boy named Tommy to help
her. This is what happened that day.
Teacher: Tommy can you go outside and look at the tree?
Tommy: Ok
(Tommy goes outside looks at the tree and comes back in)
Teacher: Did you see the tree?
Tommy: Yep.
Teacher: Ok, now I want you to go outside and look at the grass.
(Tommy goes outside looks at the grass and comes back in.)
Teacher: Tommy, did you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Ok. Tommy, go back outside and look at the sky.
(Tommy goes outside looks at the sky and comes back in)
Teacher: Did you see the sky?
Tommy: Yea.
Teacher: Ok now one last time Tommy. I want you to go outside
and look back up into the sky.
Tommy: Ok.
(Tommy goes back outside and looks back at the sky.)
Teacher: Now Tommy, did you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That’s right. Because He’s not there.
(Then a six year old girl stands up and asks the teacher if she
could do something. The teacher said fine.)
Girl: Tommy go back outside and look at the tree.
Tommy: (A little annoyed) OOOOKKK.
(Tommy looks at it and comes back in.)
Girl: Did you see it?
Tommy: YES!!
Girl: Ok Tommy, now look at the teacher.
(Tommy looks)
Girl: Do you see her?
Tommy: Yea.
Girl: Did you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Girl: Well with what she just taught us today she must not have
one.