Here’s a list of camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:
Tommy Lee’s Camp Kickachick.
Monica Lewinsky’s Camp Suckaweewee.
President Clinton’s Camp Getahoochie.
Ellen DeGeneres’s Camp Lickacoochie.
Kenneth Star’s Camp Catchacrook.
O.J. Simpson’s Camp Killachick.
Lorena Bobbit’s Camp Cutaweewee.
Tonya Harding’s Camp Clubaknee.
Susan Smith’s Camp Blameabrotha.
Pamela Lee’s Camp Lottatatas.