One day, a man went to a pharmacy. He told the pharmacist, “I
want a three-pack of condoms. I’m going to my girlfriend’s house
tonight to have dinner with her parents, and I think tonight may
be the night.” He bought the condoms and left. When he arrived
at his girlfriend’s house, her parents asked him to say grace.
He says an unusually long grace. His Girlfiren leans over and
says, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” He says, “I didn’t
know your father was a pharmacist.”