A man comes across a genies bottle on the beach and rubs it. A genie appears to grant the man 3 wishes. First the man asks for a million dollars. The genie grants his wish. The the man says that he has always wanted to be as smart as a rocket scientist and the genie grants his wish.
The man thinks long and hard about his third wish and then say,” I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly and I am afraid of sailing. Could you build a bridge from here to Hawaii?”
The genie looks at the man, ” Are you crazy? Do you know how much material and time that will take?”
The man thinks again and says, ” Then my last wish is to understand how women think.”
“Would you like that bridge two lane or four?”