There were 3 men working on a bridge that was too built above the Grand
Canyon. They were an Englishman, an American and an Irishman. One day, they sat
down to lunch and see what they got. The Englishman opened his lunchbox and
said:� Vegemite sandwich again! If I get vegemite sandwich again tomorrow I’ll
throw myself off the bridge.” The American opened his lunchbox and said:” Pork
chops and apple sauce again! If I get Pork chops and apple sauce tomorrow I’ll
throw myself off the bridge.” The Irishman opened his lunchbox and
said:”Orhhhhhhh…..!!! Mashed potatoes again! If I get mashed potatoes tomorrow
I’ll throw myself off the bridge.” The three men finish their lunch and get back
to work.The next day, as they sat down to lunch again, they did the same
thing. The Englishman opened his lunchbox and it was a vegemite sandwich. He
said:� So long guys.” and threw off the bridge. The American opened his lunchbox
and it was pork chops and apple sauce. He said to the Irishman:” So long dude.”
and throws himself off the bridge. The Irishman opens his lunchbox and it was
mash potatoes. He throws himself off the bridge.