The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be had a discussion with her mother. ‘Mom,’ she said, ‘I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.’The mother took a deep breath and began, ‘Dear, when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…”I know how to screw, mother,’ the bride-to-be interrupted. ‘I want you to know how to make your lasagna.’