Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I.Q.
She therefore resolved to prove that blonds could be as smart as anyone else. She spent several weeks studiously peering at a map…
The next time some one attempted to tell a Blonde Joke, she riposted
“Well, I’m a blonde and I’m NOT stupid! I’ll have you know I’ve memorized the Capitals of every state in the union!”
“So what’s the capital of Vermont?” inquired a sceptic.
The blonde giggled: “That’s easy! ‘V’ ……..”