The parts of the body were arguing who has the toughest job. The hand says ” I have the toughest job for I work all day lifting heavey things, typeing, writing, cooking etc.” The feet say “I have the toughest job for I have to drive, walk, run, and put up with smelly shoes all day” and the penis says “You think you got it bad! Everyday he shoves me into a deep dark whole and makes me do push ups untill i throw up!”