A man is at work one day when he notices that his male
coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally
conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
“Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings.” “Oh, yeah, sure,” says Bob
sheepishly. “Really? How long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife
found it in our bed.”