A week after their marriage, Phil and Jill (newlyweds) paid a visit to their doctor “I can’t figure it out doc, and I’m really worried,” said Phil.”My testicles are turning blue.””That’s pretty unusual,” said the doctor.”Let me examine you.”The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Phil’s testicles are blue. The doctor turns to Jill.”Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?””Yes, I am,” she replied.”And what kind of jelly are you using with it?”Grape.”