Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
Q: What’s the mating call of the brunette?
A: “All the blondes have gone home!”
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call ?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
Q: What’s the mating call of the redhead?
A: “Next!”
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.