I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.””
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~she told me to meet her at the corner of “”WALK”” and “”DON’T WALK.””
~ she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts