He was so blonde that…
- he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”
- he thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
- if you gave him a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
- under “education” on his job application, he put “Hooked On Phonics”
- it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- he studied for a blood test – and failed
- he thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- he sold the car for gas money
- when he saw the “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted), he went home and got16 friends
- he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
- when he was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, he turned around and went home