A blonde once decided to go ice fishing. She drilled a hole
and began to fish. As she began a man walked up to her and said,
“Ma’am, I’ll make you a deal. If you catch a fish within 1 hour
then I will pay you $100. If you don’t, you pay me $100.” The
blonde thought and decide to take him up on his offer.
An hour had passed and she didn’t catch anything so she
coughed up her $100. “How did you know I wouldn’t catch
anything? Are you a psychic?” she asked the man. “No,” he
replied, “I am the owner of this ice rink.”