A family that lived across the road from a blond was haveing a
barbequ and the man noticed that the blond was comeing out every
five minutes and looking in her mail-box, after she had checked
about four times the man went over to the mail-box and waited
for her.
When she came out the man asked what the problem was, and she
said “My computer keeps saying ‘you’ve got mail’ and when I
check I don’t have any!”