Q:what was the only thing missing at the naacp?
A: an auctioneer
Q: why dont you hit a black guy on a bike?
A: it might be yours
Q:what can a supreeme pizza do that a black man cannot?
A: feed a family of six
Q: what is the difference between a dead black guy in the road and a dead dog?
A: there are skid marks before the dog