Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool.”Joe,” Bill said, “I’m glad to see that your wife finally let you out of the house.””Things have been different with my wife,” Joe said. “In fact, just the other day, I decided to show her who was the boss.””How did you do that?” asked Bill.”I simply said to her, ‘Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I am going to show you who the boss is in this relationship’.””What happened?””Well, I don’t want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees.””How did you do that?””I was hiding under the bed at the time.”