Behind the bush

They’ve only just met this evening. But it’s spring and they can barely control themselves.

Quickly they walk through the park and lay down behind an elder-bush in the moonlight.

When everything’s over he says in a low voice; “Honey, if I knew you were a virgin I would have slowed down a little”.

On which she whispers: “Darling, if I knew you could control yourself a little longer I would have taken off my panties”.

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