B – You take my breath away
A – I feel like I’m suffocating
B – She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
A – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
B – Saturday Night Fever
A – Monday Night Football
B – He makes me feel like a million dollars
A – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…
B – The Sound of Music
A – The Sound of Silence
B – It’s like I’m in a dream
A – It’s like he’s in my nightmare
B – $60/dozen
A – $1.50/stem
B – We agree on everything!
A – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
B – Charming and Noble
A – Chernobyl
B – Ideal
A – Idle
B – I love a woman with curves
A- I never said you were fat
B – He’s completely lost without me
A – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
B – Time stood still
A – This relationship is going nowhere
B – Croissant and cappuccino
A – Bagel and instant
B – Blind
A – Nearsighted
B – You look so seductive in black
A – Your clothes are so depressing
B – Oysters
A – Fish sticks
B – I can hardly believe we found each other
A – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you