After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the
breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said “Can I
have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please.”
The bartender gave him the drink.
Then the Budweiser President orders, “The King Of Beers — Budweiser�.
The bartender proceeds with the order.
The Amsted President walks in and orders “The Finest Beer ever.”
The bartender gives him an Amsted.
Then the Guinness President says, “I’ll have a coke please�.
The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.
All the Presidents looked over at him and said, “Why have you ordered a
coke?”
He replied, “Well if you all aren’t drinking beer, then neither shall
I�.