A man was flying on an airplane and needed to take a shit. He
went to the back of the airplane and noticed that the man’s
washroom had a big line and the woman’s had no line. He went to
the flight attendant and asked, “Could I quickly use the woman’s
washroom?” “Yes, but don’t touch any of the buttons.” The flight
attendant said. The man entered and saw a button labelled W. He
pushed it and water got sprayed on his ass. This is great, he
thought. He saw a button labelled BP. He pushed it and he got
his buns powdered. Perfect, he thought. The man saw a third
button labelled ATR. He pushed it and he fainted. The next thing
he knew, he was on a stretcher. The flight attendant looked down
at him and said, “I told you not to push the automatic tampon
remover.”