there was a brother & sister in the bath together the little boy says to his mam whats that on my sister the mam replies err… its a garage then the little girl says to her dad whats that hanging from my brother he says erm… its a tractor the door bell rings & mama goes down to answer it then the phone rings & dad goes to pick it up whilst the two parents are away the children get up to mischief the parents return to see blood every where they both shriek WHATS HAPPENED the boy replies i tried to park my tractor in the garage but it wouldn,t fit sooo…. i cut off the two back wheels