Two men walk into a bar. one is straight and one is gay. The
bartender asks them, “Do you wanna play barroom football?”
“Sure. How do you play?” the straight one asks.
“alright. first you gotta get drunk. really reeeeeally drunk.”
so they get so drunk theyre almost falling over, and they go
down into a little room.
“ALright,” says the bartender, ” the rules are simple. a
burp is a touchdown, and a fart is a fieldgoal.”
The straight guy burps.
“Touchdown!!!” declares the bartender.
“and i feel a field goal coming on!’ says the straight guy.
All of a sudden, the gay guy starts srewing the straight
guy in the ass and yells out, “FIELD GOAL BLOCKED!!!!!!”