Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well
shaped legs, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 4 loving eyes.
Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze
milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top
with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with
relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise,
get out of town FAST!