Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer
Then: Paar
Now: AARP
Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian
Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine
Then: Getting your head stoned
Now: Getting your headstone
Then: Keg
Now: EKG
Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test
Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your folks.
Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids.
Then: Swallowing acid
Now: Swallowing antacid
Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores
Now: Obsessing over your PSA scores
Then: You’re growing pot
Now: Your growing pot
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund
Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair
Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president
Now: Fighting to keep the lying president
Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint